Episode 4: In which DFM Gets Lost Hiking And Then Gets Taken Out For Dinner (Again)

Saturday is here, and after one "hard" day of feeling like three people at once (refer to Episode 2), I take a well deserved rest. First though, I need to head to "Korean Hollywood," Chungmuro, to see my boss and sign my contract.

On my way there, my boss phoned to tell me that he told my roommate and "agent" Lee to tell me to phone him at 11:00 AM, to set up an appointment. Lee however had told me to go see my boss at 11:00 AM. Since my boss said it would take him about an hour to get to his office from his house (Seoul is a big city), I thought I would make a detour to do some shopping in Haebongchon (long time readers will recognize that place as my original Korean stomping grounds for one day).

I had always been told that Haebongchon was an area in which many foreigners (any non-Asian is automatically considered a foreigner) lived. Since most of my hiking to Namsan started in the late morning during my last visit, I must have not seen them since they were at work. Today though it was warm, and they were out in full force. Sometimes they could be seen "prowling" the street in groups of five or more. One such group seemed to be from Australia, and I could have sworn I heard them say they were going "crocodile hunting," but I must have misheard them.

Namsan Park is a large green wonderland in the middle of an otherwise grey Seoul. You'll remember I used to hike up to the tower and that there were many workout parks located throughout. There is a running/biking path around the base of the park, and I had always wanted to see where it went but never had the time or motivation in the spring. Today though I thought since I had an hour (about a half hour earlier) I might as well see if I could get to the other side, where my boss' office was located. However, Namsan Park is a lot bigger than it looks on a map and it took me two hours to arrive. On the bright side, I managed to successfully ask for directions, in Korean, twice.

Eventually I stumbled into my boss' office, exhausted and dehydrated. I must not have fully recovered before signing my contract though, for in the blank to enter my salary I wrote "2 000 Won," which those of you with access to the CDN -> KRW exchange rate will recognize as only being roughly $2 a month. My boss corrected me and we had a good laugh. He was particularly glad with his joke that he "saved me life."

Speaking of funny, I witnessed a Korean trying to pay off a police officer today on my hike. I'm not sure what happened, but he and the police officer were having quite an argument (you can yell at police officers without having a white undershirt on?) and I saw the man pull out a wad of bills and try and hand it to the officer. For all this Korean Cop's criticisms of Korean police officers and the Korean justice system, to this officer's credit he did not take the bribe. I don't know what happened of the situation though, since I left before the argument ended (for all I know it is still going on, since the officer did not seem prepared to do anything concrete about it). But I digress...

After the nasty business of talking about money was complete, my boss took me out for lunch where he attempted to convince me to stay for longer. If I'm not careful I'll be a partner in the company before I leave.

I haven't taken a lot of pictures yet this trip because I'm just in Seoul, and readers of my last Korea trip blog will have seen most of the exciting things in Seoul there are to see. However, during my last trip I was rarely able to get a clear shot of Seoul buildings because of all the yellow dust. I noticed today, from the base of Namsan Park, looking over Yongsan-gu (in which my old home Itaewon is located) that summer brings about relatively clear skies. I have decided to upload this photo, for your viewing pleasure, of a view that I always found enjoyable but was never able to accurately capture during my last stay. It's tough to appreciate, but I'm actually standing halfway up a hill, and the view is looking down on the city. It is quite breathtaking, each time I view it, but I fear the same sense of wonder does not work as well in 2-D. You can however click on the image to see a larger version in which the many individual roof tops can be better seen.

Episode 40: In Which DFM Decides To Play A Fun Game Called "Police School"

I had a bit of a scare today.  The Phys Ed teacher was a bit later than usual and so I thought I was going to have to entertain seven PE classes with nothing but my handstand walking.  Come to think of it, it'd probably work, but I was glad anyways when Woojin finally sowed up.

The goal of the activity today was to work on balance by walking on the foam path.  One person from each line would walk towards the other and then a game of kawi-bawi-bo (this translates directly into "scissors-rock-paper") would take place to see who got to move on first.

Some of the boys take their kawi-bawi-bo very seriously.

This girl was supposed to be doing a "Superman" with her arms out in front of her, perpendicular to the floor, but the excitement of being in DFM's class was just too much.  Poor thing, her face will probably be stuck like that forever now.

Some of my readers have been having Louis withdrawal.  Don't worry, he's still there.  This picture is a bit overexposed, but readers shouldn't have too much difficulty finding the school clown.  He got placed in the corner about three times this class; that's an improvement!

In Special Art class, the children continued their exploration of British culture by colouring the Rose of England.  This just goes to show you how stuck up England is.  There are four countries in Great Britain, each with their own National Flower, yet which one do you think gets sent out to Korea for "purposes of make propaganda?"  Regardless, I thought this was a well coloured picture, so I included it here.

I've also started to step up my teaching a bit.  I'm speaking to the children with more full sentences, and I'm making them say and do more.  I asked one girl what the name of the flower was and she said she didn't know.  I told her, "yes you do," and she then got the right answer.  DFM - 1, English - 0.

If you've seen Kindergarten Cop thirty times or more like I have, then you know that the most important lesson to teach kindergarten students is how to "stand at attention."

This girl doesn't quite have have the ferocity I'm looking for just yet, but we'll keep working on it.  I wish I had brought my police whistle with me...

After work I had to go meet my boss, and it turns out his office is right next to the Traditional Folk Village of Namsan Park.  I had tried to visit this place on my last trip to Namsan Tower, when I got lost andwalked up the stairs to the top again before I knew where I was.

Inside the large traditional home from the earlier picture were a number of scenes of traditional Korean living.  I think the first picture is a kitchen, and the second picture is of some sort of living room with these examples of traditional Korean clothing on display.

This is a device for grinding and mashing up grain.  The grain goes in a whole in the ground, and then the operator(s) work the Y-shaped yoke with his/her/their feet to raise and lower the smashing weight that comes down on top of the grain each time the operator(s) step(s) off the yoke.

Many traditional Korean games were outside as well.  This woman couldn't speak any English, but she's the only person I saw get her arrow into the narrow jar 2.5 meters away.  Ironically, of all the people in this picture, the one non-honkey in the pink shirt is the only person who spoke any English (and he just barely spoke it at that).

This is the traditional Korean silk garment known as hanbok.  It's really colourful and really expensive.  This woman was part of a professional photo shoot, but I managed to sneak myself in and take a freebie.

And another freebie of this guy too.  This man was posing for a picture from his friend, while wearing this traditional back pack (more of a back basket really).  He saw me coming, but I pretended to be looking at something else, and then... *click!*  Another unsuspecting victim has his soul stolen.

I've alluded to the horrible wheel chairs in Korea before, I think, but here's a picture of what passes for a wheel chair store in Korea.  Korea is advanced in many ways, but definitely not in its attitudes towards people with disabilities.  You can find better wheel chairs than this in a Ralph Klein era Alberta Hospital.  "Wow... hamazing!"

Episode 11:

I'm feeling under the weather from the cold I have, so I didn't feel like going on any adventures today.  That being said, the day wasn't entirely uneventful.

Before I start I thought I'd show you this picture I snapped as I was walking along the street.  It seems that almost every woman in Korea feels it necessary to put these giant three-inch heels on, and then totter around the streets slowing up the flow of pedestrian traffic (bali bali).  You can see from the picture that Koreans will put a heel on any type of shoe, even Chuck Taylor All-Star Converse sneakers (second row).

I also found the doors to be interesting as well.  The doors here are hinged straight through the door itself and so they are free to pivot open or shut.  Watch the video to see what I mean.

I mentioned before that I had been to Namsan Tower and watched a display of ancient Korean martial arts.  Today I decided to hike back up to the Tower and watch it again.  I took my camera, and this time I was able to get a picture of some of the actors as they posed for photos with the audience after the show.

I did not get lost this time either, and since I knew I was going to be walking through Haebangchon I decided to stop in and see Alistar, an expat from Alberta who has been living in Korea for 8 years whom I met on my first day.  He showed me his kettle which doesn't actually boil water (only makes it warm) and seems to fly in the face of international conventions.  If you want to "boil-ish" your pot of tea, you must flick the switch from "POT," which apparently means off, to turtle, which apparently means on.  Also, I have a washing machine at my gosiwon and the start button is a large red button with a prohibitory caution sign triangle on it.

On the way up the mountain I found an outhouse that was just a bit overdue for a cleaning.  It's tough to tell from the image, but that mound is within about three inches of the opening and it really stinks.

After the martial arts demonstration I decided to hike around the park and see some of the other sites.  This is a statue set up in honour of Patriot Ahn Jung-Geun.  Apparently he had  changed the course of Korean history by independently planning and assassinating some oppressive foreign dictator, thus symbolizing Korea's urge for independence.  Like all national heroes, Ahn Jung-Geun was executed for his heroic actions.

I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere, because after walking up hundreds of stairs I found myself back at the top of the mountain again.  By this time I was too tired and hungry to explore the park more and decided to go home.

Unfortunately, the last time I had come to Namsan tower I took the bus home.  That meant that I had no idea how to get from where I was, back to Haebangchon street.  Eventually, after getting lost in some foreign neighbourhoods, I finally managed to combine my dangerously limited Korean with some good fortune and scraped together some directions back to my place.

I took a slightly different route to Itaewon this time and came across a store called The Aussie Shop.  Apparently a "Triple X" rating just isn't enough in Australia.  I was quite shocked to hear the strong Aussie accent of the store owner too, when he said something to me I didn't quite catch as he was walking back into his store.

For the past several years I have been under the impression that there is no such thing as "American Food."  Looks like I've been lied to.

Not much of a post today, I know, but tomorrow I have my first experience with Korean dentists.  Should be interesting.

Episode 5: In Which DFM Acts Korean And Subsequently Gets Himself Into Trouble But Also Has An Adventure

I awoke today with a knocking at my door.  Actually, it was a knocking on the door of the next room over, which is so close to me that the sound entered my room too.  When I looked at the clock though, it was 9:00 AM.  Hurray! I've finally adapted to the time difference.

Today I had my first experience with washing laundry in Korea.  They have a nice washer, but no dryer at my place.  Instead I am to hang my clothes up in my room on a rod above my bed.  There is a fan like you'd find in a bathroom with a shower to suck the moisture out, but it isn't very powerful and for some reason (perhaps because of the fan) my room smelt like someone  had been smoking in it, for the rest of the day.

I went out to buy some cereal for breakfast the  next morning and decided to stop back in to see Mr. Choi and get a pre-paid long-distance/local calling card.  The card he sold me had the best rates on it, but on my way back home I found the exact same card in some back-alley shop for three dollars less.  Mr. Choi is ripping me off!  Actually, it's not his fault, he works for a major mobile service provider, SK Telecom, which sets the prices I'm sure.  I see the shops all over the place and they specialize in high-end phones.  LG Telecom (a rival service) didn't even offer pre-paid phones or cards, so I guess they're not too worried about cheap travelers who don't want to spend money.  Mr. Choi is very kind and helpful though (go figure), and gives me great personal service so it's not all bad.

It was about 5:30 PM now, so I went out to catch the "Yellow #3" bus to the base of Namsan Park in the center of Seoul.  I just missed my bus by seconds though, and some Korean in very poor English (better than my Korean though) tried to offer my help.  "Is-uh there anything-uh I can help-uh you with-uh?"  We eventually worked out that the Yellow #3 bus was the only bus going to the Park, and that it would be around again in half an hour.  Having adopted the Korean motto of life (bali bali, or "hurry hurry") I couldn't wait half an hour, so I set off on a trek to find Namsam Park on my own... on foot.

I headed off around the corner to where I knew I could see Namsan Tower,   John had taken me this way on my second day here, but before I could make it to the end of the block no less than five different shop keepers tried to sell me a custom made suit or pair of shoes.  (Remember what I said about Itaewon being a pushy tourist trap?)  I wish I had brought my camera back when John had taken me because the view was spectacular then.  Today however, it was either very foggy or very smoggy, or both, because the view was awful (and the air quality wasn't the best either).  I wasn't sure where I was going exactly, but I could see the tower and decided to start walking in that general direction.  The closer I got, the better I could see how many roof tops were between me and the tower... a lot.

Eventually I found this sign post.  The Korean hangul at the top reads "Nam-san gong-wan" which, as you'd expect from the sign, means Namsan Park.  I headed down the street to the right like the sign said, but next time I will definitely take the street to the left and stick to the main roads.  Keep reading, you'll see why.

I snaked in and out of buildings and down side streets until I came to one of those pedestrian overpasses where I was stunned by this massive church way up on a hill overlooking the city.  This church is visible from almost every neighbourhood near my place (unless you have a large building in the way... which is most of them) and apart from Namsan tower, elevation wise it is the highest building I've found so far.

I passed a driving range in the middle of a residential area (they're all over the place; you can see them by the massive green net tents used to keep the balls inside).  It was kind of funny because the cars were parked underneath the netting, and the people were basically hitting golf balls at their cars.  I should have taken a picture.

I kept going and thought I was getting close but wound up stuck in an apartment building complex.

This cute little girl playing around in the apartment buildings wanted to try out her small amount of English on me, and asked me my name.  A boy, who I assume was her brother, was playing with her and they both took turns asking me questions.  It felt like being in an ESL class.  "Where are you from?  What is your name?  How old are you?"  I asked them how I could get to Namsan tower.  They pointed at the tower looming over our heads (yes, I know that's Namsan Tower.  I want to get there!).  I asked again in a slightly different manner.  "A car," was the response I got from the boy.  "Ann-yo" I replied and pointed at my feet and mimed a walking movement.  "WALK!" The girl squealed in delight and mimed my marching movement with me.  I just laughed and took a picture of her. (Annyeo means "no," and is not to be confused with annyoeng, which sounds similar but means "hello"... I've already made that mistake before.) 

The apartment complex had a massive play area which absolutely blew me away.  You can see from the accompanying video that there is room for an entire soccer field in the area, and I'm standing under shaded bleachers.  It all must be very nice for the residents of the complex.  But then again, unlike where I live the city planners in Seoul actually think about their citizens when constructing buildings/neighbourhoods.  If you listen carefully you can hear the golf balls being whacked from the nearby driving range, at the beginning of the video clip.

Just on the other side of the apartment buildings I could actually see the entrance to the park, but there was a locked gate between me and the street.  I could have jumped the fence, but didn't want to do anything to offend the locals.

So, back I went down the severely sloped street to Namsan Tunnel 3.  This tunnel heads right through to Namsan Park (where I wanted to go), but is closed to pedestrians.  The problem was that  I couldn't find a way to get to the other side of the road.  There was no overpass/walkway that I could see (this one I'm standing on to get this overhead shot is to cross a different road right beside it), and there is no crosswalk on the street.  In fact there is a sign that says no crossing.

There was however this beautiful park, which was shockingly situated right beside the major road you just saw.  (Look, you can see the road through the trees!)  These parks are all over Seoul and are one of my favourite things about Korea (besides the Seoul subway).

Then I found it.  I had spent five minutes contemplating a jay-walk across the free way and admiring the park, when all that time this tunnel was right behind me.  Under the road I went.

On the other side I promptly took another wrong road and got stuck in the same position that I was in on the other side of the road when I was in the apartment complex, but one block over.  Back down I went.... again.

Eventually I ran into a building I thought looked kind of familiar.  I thought about it for a second and then I remembered something Nelson had told me the day before when we were taking the bus back from the mountain and he had pointed out that we were in Haebangchon.  Wouldn't you know it?  I was exactly in the same street that I had first explored on my first day here.  I found the side street where I had stayed and snapped this picture of my first night place.

Success!  After an hour of taking wrong turns I had finally found the entrance to Namsan Park.  What a great feeling.  Now I only had to hike up the mountain.

Right at the top of that first ramp there was an amazing workout park.  There were no fewer than three of these parks on my side of the mountain alone.  I'm not sure how many there are in the park in total, let alone the city, but they're very popular with Koreans on their early morning exercise outings (or so I've read).  In the top picture you can see two barbells on stands (about 25-30 lbs a piece including the bar), a set of parallel bars, three separate heights of pull-up bars, a slanted and flat bench with handles at the top for doing leg raises, and these crazy devices where you hold onto bars and stand on a turntable and twist your hips to work your abdominal muscles.  You may not see it all because my picture is bad, but they're there, trust me.

In the second picture there are some more twisty plates, some even lower pull-up bars, a spring-loaded see-saw/teeter-totter, and these therapeutic back massagers (they're the blue things way at the back).  There are also some more dips bars and even more pull-up bars and a bench press station along with badminton courts.  I couldn't get any decent pictures of these though because at this exact moment the sun went down and all of my pictures looked awful after this.

I headed off into the dusk up the mountain.  There were all sorts of trails and I had a blast trying to figure out the most direct path to the top.  I spent some time trying to get a good picture of a small stream, but to no avail as the light was just too poor.  Then I looked up through the trees and... wow!

I had taken shots of the tower earlier, but the smog made the view less than perfect.  This was the first time I'd seen the tower with its lights on, and the base was aglow with a bright aura (the picture doesn't do it justice).  Renewed with vigour I dashed up the rest of the way.

N Marks the spot.  Namsan Tower is now officially called N Seoul Tower, but all the Koreans I know or have met still just refer to it as Namsan Tower.  This is a view of the tower from its base, at the top of the mountain.  At the top there is the obligatory restaurant and an observatory tower.  I didn't go up though because it costs money, and... well we've already covered how cheap I am.

Beside the tower is this beautiful pagoda.  I watched the weapons demonstration the day before from up there on top of the steps (the demonstration occurred where I was standing when I took this picture).

Koreans have a love-hate relationship with dogs.  One hand they eat them, but on the other hand they're quite worried about their well-being.  Apparently there is a big problem with abandoned dogs in Korea because I have seen lots of website ads asking for donations to help lost/abandoned dog societies (or maybe Koreans just care more about lost dogs than Canadians do).  These pictures show the latest idea being showcased by the Tower.  A Korean furniture designer feels that dogs want to be with humans, and s/he has built this chair that allows the dog to sleep under you while you work/rest so that it will always be around its master/friend.  The idea (explained in the accompanying placard) is that if the human master can see how much the dog wants to be around him/her, then he/she will not abandon the dog.  I love how Koreans always boil things down to black/white solutions.

All around the top of the mountain are these flying/floating wire mesh figures of humans performing different feats.  There are bright lights being shone directly on them to make them glow like they do.

Ah yes, the famous BE&CH of Love.  Here you see the slanted benches I wrote about in Episode 4, and the locks attached to the fence.  Each lock has a message written on it (I assume it's the wish).  There are literally thousands of these locks around the entire "beach."

By this time it was getting quite late and so I figured it was time to head back home so that I could go climbing.  When I first arrived at the top, I saw the Yellow #3 bus just leaving.  When I started to head back I saw it just leaving again!  Second time I had just missed it.  I couldn't believe it.  I started to run back home, but by this time my legs had turned to mush and it was far too dark to safely make my way back down the side of a mountain.  I turned around and decided to wait it out since it was a nice night anyways, and this would probably be much faster in the end.

It turns out my entire journey was unnecessary (but still fun), because the next bus came fifteen minutes later.  How could I possibly think that a bus could take 30 minutes to come around again in Seoul?  There's no way the Seoulites could wait that long for anything.

The bus drove past Namdaemun market, and a library and some other neat sites that I promised myself I would visit again sometime.  This was the first time I had taken a Seoul bus by myself and I was quite proud of the "achievement."

In Seoul there is a device called a "T-Money card."  You pre-load money on the card (I may have talked about this already, I'm not sure) and use it as your bus ticket each time you ride.  You get a discount on a regualr ticket if you use it, and unlike with a normal Seoul bus ticket you can use your T-Money card as a transfer.  On the way back out of the bus you scan the card again and it will give you 30 minutes to get on your next bus/subway for free.  That meant I had 30 minutes to get home, eat, and get back on the subway to go climbing (I also had to hurry before the gym closed).

This is my bottomless supply of rice I keep talking about (you can see the bottom here, but it will get filled up, don't worry).  Usually I'd have kimbap, but no time for that, so I used my can of "hot pepper tuna" that John urged me to buy my first day here.  It was amazing.  Made me choke when I had it on its own, but with the rice it was Biblicly good.  I am definitely taking some of this hot pepper tuna back home with me to Canada when I'm done here.

The climbing gym was very busy tonight (just as "Yoon" had promised).  There were two main groups as far as I could tell.  One was a "climbing school" that "Yoon" was running and contained a bunch of raw beginners being  worked into a sweating heap of worn out flesh by Yoon and his non-stop rotation of climbing and calisthenics.  The other group were a bunch of climbers in their forties who were busy working each other to death on some made up problems.  This older group invited me over to join them and would point out challenges for me to complete.  I was worried that I wouldn't be able to keep up and would embarrass myself, but it turned out I was the most experienced climber there (besides "Yoon").  I easily dispatched most of the problems they set out for me (I had been climbing twice as long as most of them), and each time I did I was met with an uproarious round of applause from the other climbers.  It actually started to get embarrassing and I had a lot of practice saying "kam-sa-hap-nida" which means "thank-you" and bowing.  Everyone was very friendly and some of them tried to talk to me in what little English they posessed.  

After climbing I asked "Yoon" if there were going to be any competitions at the gym.  He said that he holds competitions every three months, and that the next competition would be the last Friday of this month.  I plan to swim with sharks on the Saturday, so if I can get my high-speed train ticket (bali bali) for Saturday morning I should be able to compete and still make it to Pusan for the shark scuba adventure.

I still plan to climb at this gym about once a week because its been so welcoming to me, but I need to say "ann-yo-hee keh-say-yo" to Astroman and find out what the other gyms in Seoul are like.

Episode 4: In Which DFM Finds Out That He Has Broken Three Of The Five Korean Dining Etiquette Rules And Sees Some More Sights

Today I went to church with my new friend Nelson.  Nelson is from The Philippines, and is a personal assistant/valet to some Italian diplomat and this is his second time in Korea.  The church is built to cater to foreigners new to Korea so everything was done in English (although many people have been there for years).

After the service, Nelson, his friend Filipino friend Noel Perez - who works as an architect for a large Korean firm - and I went exploring.  Nelson was the most experienced of the group, so he was the leader.  We first went to Namdaemun market, which translates to South-big-gate market.  Because I hadn't planned on sight seeing this early in the day I did not bring my camera, but there a large gate near the market entrance that was having construction work done on it and was covered with a tarp that had the image of the gate on it (I'll go back later and get pictures of everything I write about in this post).

I walked around the market, which was a lot smaller than I thought it would be (apparently Dongdaemun - North big gate - is much larger), and picked up a few souvenirs.  I was a bit scared at first because of the pushy/tourist nature of the Itaewon markets near my place, but this is just a flea market like you'd find in any city.  The shop keepers are very kind, and are more than willing to let you peruse their wares without being overly pushy (they still want to make a sale, obviously).  Nelson remarked that when he came here five years ago hardly any of the shop keepers spoke English, but that he was surprised with how many had picked it up since then.  I bought four more mandarin oranges for under a dollar, which appeased my grumbling belly (mandarin oranges are called gyul in Korean, and apparently they're referred to as tangerines.  The Koreans get quite offended if you call them oranges, or at least one man on the street did when I told him I was eating oranges).  

I also picked up a pair of beautifully crafted ceramic ended stainless steel Korean chopsticks.  Korean chopsticks differ from Chinese chopsticks in a few key aspects.  For starters, they're steel.  Apparently this tradition was started by an ancient Korean king who only ate with silver chopsticks, since the silver would tarnish in the presence of poison.  Peasant Koreans used baser metals for obvious reasons.  Second, Chinese/Japanese/Vietnamese chopsticks are square or round, but Korean chopsticks (jeokkarak - pronounced "chalk- a-rack") are flat and thin, like a slim rectangular prism.  It makes them rather easy to hold onto, but a little weird to use at first until you get used to how to hold onto items between the thin edge of one stick and the flat side of the other.  My ceramic tipped jeokkarak are more for decoration than anything, since the heavy top and long nature makes them slightly awkward to use, but I still manage.  I also have a cheap $2.00 set that came with a stainless steal spoon and they are much easier to use.  (All jeokkarak sets seem to be sold with an accompanying spoon with which to eat soup, etc.)

(Here is my daily lunch with my new chopsticks/jeokkarak.  It is a bowl of bap - or rice - with some kimchi - the spicy red cabbage that Koreans adore - and a dried sheet of gim/kim - seaweed, which I use to wrap the rice and make gimbap/"kim-bap."  In this picture alone I am breaking two major Korean dining etiquette rules.  A, I am eating rice with chopsticks.  Koreans eat rice with a spoon  - which is another reason you always get a spoon with your jeokkarak - and B, I have left my jeokkarak standing up in my bowl of bap.  In Korea you only place the jeokkarak standing up in the bowl of bap when you are presenting it as a final meal to the already dead... Oops.  This picture was just for demonstration purposes but I did unintentionally break one major etiquette rule my first day at the gosiwon.  John, the then manager and my sightseeing buddy that day, was very understanding about the differences in culture but he was visibly uncomfortably by the sight of me making my gimbap with my fingers.  He asked me why I didn't use a spoon.  Since then I've always used a spoon for making gimbap, and read in my Lonely Planet guide that you can only use your hand for holding the seaweed, not for stuffing it with the rice.  Another lesson for you:  Always read your guide book before you come to the country.)

Next we took a bus to Noel's place and had some lunch.  Noel and Nelson cooked me a scrumptious Filipino meal of fried sword fish, rice, and a bowl of stew made from potatoes, bell peppers, beef and some sort of sauce.  It was the best meal I've had since I've come here.  All of the ingredients were handpicked by Noel and Nelson from the market/butcher's shop near Noel's place that day on the way home.  Plus, there was also a plate of the largest red grapes I've ever seen.  They were quite easily the size of ping-pong balls.

After lunch, Noel was called into work, but he told his boss he was entertaining a Canadian guest.  This seemed an adequate excuse, since he said his boss said it was all right for him to stay home.  Nelson tried to open up the highly secured door (Noel's apartment is paid for by his company and is about a million times better than my broom closet).  Apparently Nelson opened up the door wrong, because the security system started screaming.  After about ten minutes, we eventually figured out how to turn it off, and left before the security company came and took us away.

(This is me in my broom closet of a room.  I am sitting on my cot-sized bed, with my back against the wall.  My feet are touching the other wall - you can see that my toes can push my keys against the wall it's so close.)

We took three buses to get over to Namsan Park, and rode the bus to the top of the mountain. (The bus system is as good as the subway system and we never waited for more than ten minutes for any bus to arrive... and this was a Sunday!)  There, at the top of the mountain, we watched a performance by actors dressed up in traditional Korean costumes and wielding traditional Korean swords/lances, etc.  At the end there was a massive weapons demonstration, and many wooden sticks and rolled up straw mats had their "heads" cut off.  The final act was a large staged Tae Kwon Do battle.  

There was also a large wood patio type structure with hundreds, if not thousands, of pad locks attached to the chain link fence around it.  A sign called it the BE&CH of Love.  I can only imagine that this is supposed to be a clever play on the word Beach.  Nelson met another friend at the BE&CH of Love and she told me that Koreans like to buy a lock from inside, make a wish, and then clamp the lock to the fence.  Supposedly this guarantees the wish will come true.  I wondered why they didn't just buy handcuffs instead and chain their girlfriend to their body if they were so worried about her....  Then she'd never get away!  

The benches on the BE&CH of Love were all broken.  Well, not broken exactly, but they were bent in the middle so that young couples will slide together in the center.  It looked rather uncomfortable to me though.

By this time I had been out walking around Seoul and riding buses for 7 hours.  I was starting to really feel the effects of my constant early waking, and so I bid Nelson and Noel adieu and went home.  

Another benefit of my adventures this day was that I was able has picked up quite a bit of Korean from Nelson.  Nelson has become rather fluent over his time here and was able to explain to me the subtleties of saying good-bye.  If you are the one leaving, you say "anne-yo-hee keh (like eck!)-say-oh."  This means "stay and be well."  If someone is leaving your house or anywhere that you're staying, then you respond "anne-yo-hee ka-say-oh." This means "go and be well."  I kept mixing these up at first, which brought me a lot of strange looks from the locals.